DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT


tonenotbone:

exorcise-the-fat:

bitchimabawse:

this is just crazy

Volleyball ass

this can’t be real

Are we just going to ignore the fact that she is picking a wedgie?

(Source: baddqueens)










  • Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
  • Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
Via I am the god of tits and wine

It’s called marriage

its called double-suicide.

(Source: trenzallore)



Because you’re an amazing person, Rae.


Via freeze motherfuckers, we're the wizard cops

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

Via truth resists simplicity.

randomsplashes:

[SOLVING MURDERS YEAHHHH]

bless the elementary writers (◡‿◡✿)



I just loved performing. It just made me feel alive. It’s scary, but that’s part of it. I think it’s important to have that extra adrenaline. It gives you that extra zing.

i love her so muh uch


Via freeze motherfuckers, we're the wizard cops

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

  • i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
  • i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
  • i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
  • i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
  • this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
Via freeze motherfuckers, we're the wizard cops

corteae:

sasuke uchiha for the iron throne 2k13


Via meitanteikudou

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

Via meitanteikudou

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

Via meitanteikudou
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